I’m crying. I’m crying because this is art. And it has moved me. It has really hit me in the emotions. It has appealed to my feels. Look at this. I want to suck on his penis till it develops mold. I want to place his penis in my mouth and inhale so hard that I swallow his whole body and he is gone. I want to suck his balls so hard that it comes out of my butt. Just looking at this photo makes me pregnant.
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
I still love this